Your Zombie Apocalypse Squad: A Fictional Character's Battle

Imagine your phone screen as a map of your survival. The last four characters in your camera roll aren't just photos but the key to your survival. With zombies lurking around, here’s how I chose my squad: The Goon and his partner Frankie, The Boys' Billy Butcher, Wee Hugie, Mothers Milk, M. M, The Frenchman, Frenchie, Terror, and Hellboy. Adding to the mix, I also brought the Punisher, and a secret weapon: an anthropomorphic Goodra.

Forming the Squad

Here's who's on the team:

The Goon and Frankie: Two seasoned survivors with a wealth of experience and a sharp wit. Deadly Dudes: From The Boys, Billy Butcher, Wee Hugie, Mothers Milk, M. M, The Frenchman, Frenchie, and Terror. Each with unique skills and impeccable combat experience. Hellboy: The red menace known for his tactical mind and immense strength. The Punisher: Bringing a fiery determination and unmatched combat skills to the group. Anthropomorphic Goodra: The last member is an anthropomorphic Goodra named Marie, a tough and resourceful creature with an unconventional approach to survival.

The Chaos Out There

The zombies were everywhere—thousands in view and millions more. We rushed towards an abandoned building that had shown immunity against the undead hordes. “Everyone, get in!” yet again, fellow survivor Sanic bolted through, causing a sonic boom. In the living room, we settled for a meeting, ensuring each member knew their role:

Roles in the Squad

Guerrilla Fighters: The Goon and Frankie acted as our guerrilla fighters, handling the initial skirmishes and scouting for hidden threats. Leaders: The Boys' lead members, particularly Billy Butcher, provided strategic leadership and dealt with the immediate threats. Tactical Combatants: Hellboy and the Punisher were our tactical combatants, known for their strategic insights and combat prowess. Tactical Field Worker: Sanic, with his incredible speed, served as a tactical field worker, providing valuable intelligence and reconnaissance. Resilient Squad Member: Marie, the anthro Goodra and the omnipotent rabbit, offered resilience and unique skills for survival.

The Meeting and a Controversial Twist

Before the meeting, the omnipotent wolf and the omnipotent rabbit had an unpleasant disagreement. The omnipotent wolf, with his omnipotence, tried to justify not starving. However, with Goodra intervening and declaring “seriously. If you don’t want to be blown up, shut up,” the tension was palpable.

Just as Goodra began her impassioned speech, my phone vibrated. It was a message from the government: “Every zombie has mysteriously transformed into a regular human. The cause of this is out of our interests. We're glad the zombie apocalypse has ended.”

The Unexpected Resolution

The rabbit's flight from the wolf had inadvertently ended the zombie apocalypse, but a dark twist awaited us. Goodra, in a fit of her peculiar behavior, approached and pinned me to the floor, locking into a kiss. A slimy substance flowed between us. Under duress, I started swallowing it.

The Inflation Scene

I will not include the inflation scene in this story, but if you wish to add it, feel free. This Quora answer is dedicated to the public domain.

Postscript

In the end, the rabbit's actions led to an unexpected resolution, as Goodra inflated me with her slime, ultimately causing my explosive demise. However, the journey is far from over. The zombie apocalypse may have ended, but new challenges loom ahead, and the survivor's journey continues.

Keywords: Fictional Character, Zombie Apocalypse, Survival Squad