What Would You Do if Voldemort Came to the Drive-Thru at McDonalds?

What Would You Do if Voldemort Came to the Drive-Thru at McDonald's?

Imagine the scenario: you’re working at your local McDonald's, serving burgers and fries to countless happy customers, and suddenly, a car pulls up to the drive-thru with someone who looks eerily familiar. Could it be... Voldemort?

A Lighthearted Approach

Given my lighthearted nature, the mere thought of Voldemort turning up at the drive-thru would be enough to make me burst out laughing. Seriously, who stays calm under such unusual circumstances? If it were just a costume, I’d find it hard to keep a straight face and would probably spend my shift trying to stifle my laughter.

A More Subtle Response

Assuming I knew for sure that this was indeed Voldemort, my first reaction would likely be to stay calm and professional. After all, the job requires me to serve customers, regardless of who they are. Jumping or running away would not help in this situation. So, I would take his order and serve his food, just like any other customer. If he happened to be a customer with a flu, I might even offer a tissue as a courteous gesture.

Just as I wouldn't let my personal beliefs or the chaos of a fictional world affect my job duties, my primary goal would be to ensure that the customer's needs are met without any distractions.

/charting the Course in a Muggley World

McDonald's thrives on serving a wide range of customers from all walks of life, and often, these walks may not align perfectly with the magical intents one might imagine. Since McDonald's operates in a muggle world, it is not equipped to handle magical encounters. As such, my responsibility is to focus on serving the customer and ensuring that they leave happily with their order.

Over time, I’ve come to recognize these bizarre scenarios in my dreams. They are often a manifestation of a need to take a break from reality - a wish to explore the unexpected and find humor in the most unlikely situations. These dreams, while amusing, highlight a crucial aspect of the job: serving customers with a smile, no matter how bizarre the circumstances may be.

In every encounter, whether it be an order from Voldemort in disguise or a couple with a crying baby, there is a responsibility to provide excellent service. The job is not just about serving food but about making every customer feel valued and appreciated.

Conclusion

So, if Voldemort ever did turn up at the drive-thru, I would serve him with the same professionalism and care as any other customer. The magic of serving lies in the simplicity of the tasks that we perform, done with heart and enthusiasm. After all, it's all about the extraordinary in the ordinary.