The Unpleasant Smoking Weed Adventures: A Beginner's Journey
The world of cannabis can be an exciting yet unpredictable one, especially for those who are new to it. In this article, we share two first-time stoners' experiences, detailing their struggles and lessons learned.
The Terrifying Cone Adventure
My step-brother, armed with a fresh stash of weed, kindly offered a cone to me but with a catch – I could only have a portion as his friend was over and about to consume it all. I, being a mere novice, decided to pack a larger than usual cone, thinking, "It's only one joint." However, what followed was a bewildering and terrifying high.
The joint, which seemed like an innocent roll-up to me, filled the entire house with an appalling aroma that made me fear my parents would catch me. To my relief, they didn't. Soon enough, my newfound paranoia spiraled as my heart started racing uncontrollably. Ever wondered why weed does that? It increases heart rate and can be panic-inducing for the unexperienced.
Worse, I began to feel like I was suffocating and constantly had to remind myself to breathe, despite knowing that I was. The high was nothing like the one I had hoped for. Eventually, the experience led me to bed where I recovered.
Exploring Indica Strains
My cannabis preferences veer more towards Indicas, despite the sometimes overwhelming body high they provide. While many praise strains like Blue God and Gelato (read more reviews about Gelato), I found them wanting.
Blue God, once recommended by peers, provided a decent high but felt more like a nuisance than a pleasant experience. On the other hand, Gelato was praised for its strong body high, but it just left me feeling overly sedated without much of a mental high. It’s clear that everyone's experience with cannabis is unique, and what works for one may not work for another.
A Keystone Incident: My First Edibles Experience
When I was very new to cannabis, I didn't even realize the importance of dosage. A trip to a legal dispensary in California introduced me to the concept of edibles. I took a brave bite of a granola bar, which was divided into four pieces, each containing 20 mg of THC.
Despite the back of the packaging suggesting only 5 mg, my impulsive decision to consume half of one piece was a grave mistake. The experience was horrifying. My heart pounded, and I felt an intense burning and tingling sensation in my stomach and chest. Fear and paranoia gripped me, and logically, I knew that this situation was much more serious than my simple smoking experience.
Calling the dispensary for help led to an answering machine, and in my state of panic, I couldn't figure out how to speak with a customer service representative. I penned a note: "Weed is scary, throw it away." With this note, I threw away the rest of the edibles, determined to avoid a repeat experience.
That night, I wandered the halls of my hotel, feeling like a lunatic. A momentary encounter with a fellow wanderer only added to my confusion.
In conclusion, the world of cannabis, while filled with wonders, can also be a bewildering and sometimes terrifying journey for the inexperienced. Each user's experience is unique, and finding the right strain and the right dose can take trial and error. If you find yourself in a similar situation, know that help is available, and reaching out can make all the difference.