The Sussexes' Reception During the Queen's Jubilee: A Satirical Critique
Breaking news hit the internet this week as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle returned to the UK for the first time since their departure, joining the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations. Their journey has been met with controversial and often unwelcoming receptions, sparking a wave of satirical commentary across social media and news outlets.
Controversial Welcome
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were seen through a window during their arrival, and were greeted with boos. This was not unexpected, given the tension that has existed since their departure from their royal duties. The jubilee, they stressed, was not about them but about celebrating the Queen, her eldest son, grandson, and great-grandson. Their presence on the Buckingham Palace balcony was a necessary nod to the monarchy’s continuation.
Desired Status Change
The Sussexes have always expressed the desire to be self-sufficient and private members of the royal family. They aimed to be with their cousins, who are buddies, without the pressures of duty. This means they would have just needed to watch the show, without the need to represent or assist the Queen, making it very much a vacation. Yet, even this they couldn’t manage. They had to misbehave and, as a result, were booed by the British public, making it clear that they are now unwelcome in the UK.
The Queen's Welcoming Embrace
Queen Elizabeth II, a true master of diplomatic maneuvering, welcomed the Sussexes as honored guests. Despite the boos, her grace and fortitude were evident as she managed to navigate the situation with the precision of a martial artist. With the agility of a 96-year-old and a mind as sharp as ever, the Queen effectively managed to 'sumo wrestle' both Harry and Meghan without resorting to any harsh words or overt rebukes. Instead, her witty and elegant responses left them both feeling the lingering effects of her expertise. The duchess, in particular, was seen trying to escape the situation, while Prince Harry looked on, agitated and lost.
Retaliatory Charming of the Sussexes
Some of the royal guards and guardsmen and guards did not spare the Sussexes the charades either. They were famously captivated by Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan, Michael Caine, and Anthony Andrews, who all played their roles with a mix of humor and venom. Daniel Craig’s intimidating gaze, Pierce Brosnan’s rendition of Mamma Mia, Michael Caine’s sardonic questions, and Anthony Andrews’ mock aggression, all contributed to the Sussexes feeling trapped and underestimated. The situation turned into a comical and uncomfortable scene, reminiscent of a goldfish in a tipped-over bowl.
A Conclusion
Moreover, they were 'used' as scapegoats by other members of the royal family, who, in their own ways, used humorous and symbolic gestures to discourage further public appearance. The result? The Sussexes slinked off, leaving with sore necks and heads, and feeling the long-lasting effects of the Queen's therapeutic wrestling holds. Their dilemma serves as a reminder that while the monarchy may once have been a unifying force, it can also be a source of tension and division, particularly when changes in roles and expectations are not fully aligned.