Space Marines and Crayons: An Unusual Encounter

Imagine a Space Marine, a majestic warrior from the duel universe, painstakingly fighting against the dark forces. But curiosity strikes, and one might wonder, have Space Marines ever actually eaten a crayon?

Space Marines and Crayons: A Question of Necessity

The Space Marines, the perfect soldiers of the Imperium, are not typically encountered in the crayon industry. Until a war asset like a Marine consumes something as innocuous as a crayon, one might ask, is it a sign of their inner vulnerability or an unusual event?

Technically, yes, a Space Marine can consume a crayon, but it is highly unlikely. The 7th gene seed organ, known as the Preomnor, is ingeniously designed to protect the Space Marine from ingesting harmful substances. The Preomnor, implanted in the digestive tract just above the stomach, acts as a powerful filter that neutralizes toxins before they reach the stomach. If it cannot break down any toxins, they are stored in the organ, ready to be expelled later.

Space Marines in the Real World: Models and Crayons

During the process of constructing miniature models using wax crayons, whose primary function is to temporarily create pieces or to melt off in heat, models of Space Marines are reported to consume these crayons like beer and salty pretzels at a pub. But in the duel universe, this practice is exactly why they attain their bright colors in the wild. However, in the domesticated world of Space Marines, they are given colored crayons based on their Chapter. This is done to help Space Marines identify the Chapters depending on their needs.

The Monochrome Truth: Chemistry of Crayons

The most common variety, often referred to as the "basic bitch" by enthusiasts, are the Ultra Marine hues. These bright blues are essential for easy identification. The exact nature of these special crayons is a closely guarded secret, still owned by the Games Workshop parent company. As these unique hues work their way through their system, they detoxify toxins and then get stored in their armor, making their appearance as blanD as they are externally exquisite. In this way, they serve a dual purpose: to remain identifiable while blending into the background.

The Neo-Fantasy World of Space Marines

So there you have it: a unique insight into the world of Space Marines and their crayon consumption. The reality is that within the duel universe, these magnificent warriors do not generally eat crayons, but within the realm of creative and miniature constructors, the possibility is quite intriguing and even seems plausible.

By exploring the Space Marines and their journey with crayons, we dive into a world where the line between reality and duel universe becomes hazy, adding an element of bizarro to the already fantastical narrative of these Space Marines.