IF ANIMALS COULD TALK: THEIR MOST COMPLAINED ABOUT ISSUES
Have you ever wondered what animals would complain about if they could talk? Here are some insights from our multi-species family to reveal the most common complaints for various animals.
The Puppy's Perspective: A Young Dog's Complaints
Our Akita-Chow puppy named Duke bonded with our 12-year-old tortie cat, Cuddles, back in 1988. This interaction ended with Cuddles growling and Duke saying, "You're my new friend. I love, love, love, love you." However, Cuddles was not happy about Duke's growing size and potential future behavior. My father reassured us: "It’s only a puppy it’s only a puppy." Cuddles, however, foresaw a different outcome: "It may be only a puppy now, but in a few months it will be a DOG—and it will be running all over the place, barking at everything, wanting to chase everything that moves—including me. I’m getting too old for this."
Complaining about Human Behavior
Pets and Human Interaction: The constant talking of humans can be quite irritating. Duke's cat friend would complain about the continual babbler: "All this continual yattering that humans do. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Why can't they just sniff my butt?" This theme is echoed in complaints about human behavior, such as the treatment of animals by humans.
Email@'s Complaints: "Humans and how utterly stupid they are. The treatment of them by humans either directly or indirectly. Many species have gone into extinction at the hands of humans. Some are on the brink of becoming so. So the first thing they would say is 'why'."
The Dog's Perspective: Complaints About Human Attitudes and Actions
Dog: Probably Serial Killing Humans? "If I had to… one… I would definitely choose dogs!! Just think of how many are mistreated, misunderstood. Not forgetting to mistakenly put water out when they were running late and heading to work. If I was a dog put in a home that my owners was being mean to me and chaining me outside, I definitely would love to complain. Scumbags out there, some of them are betting on dogs: to be beaten for your convenience or entertainment. We are paying for real dearly for that one!!!"
Being Outside in Bad Weather: "Being around inside aggressively dogs do tend to scare the living shenanigans out of me. I myself love inside animals and prefer to keep my dogs and all other animals that you may possibly be able to keep inside in zone inside." If they could communicate verbally, they would complain about the owner making us so mean and not giving a good loving approach to other human beings or animals.
Complaints About Treatment and Missed Opportunities
Presents and Companionship: “Presents that could communicate would be very interesting as well. Yeah, that's righteous. I'll probably also complain about not getting enough presents. I know… I deserve one of those special dog treats every day!!!! Dogs! I will enjoy a very big couch like you too. Instead of having to lay on the dirty ground.” Dogs, like humans, adjust their behavior and emotions based on their environment. They complain about having to do unnecessary things in front of everyone, such as using the bathroom, and how often they can communicate with their owners.
Protective Housing and Comfort
Inhumane Treatment of Working Dogs: "Eels is the next save like the way that. If I open the door and it's like ‘OK, I'm gonna go to your head,’ they would complain about the owner making us so mean and not giving a good loving approach to other human beings or animals. Presents that could communicate would be very interesting as well. Yeah, that's righteous. I'll probably also complain about not getting enough presents. I know… I deserve one of those special dog treats every day!!!! Dogs! I will enjoy a very big couch like you too. Instead of having to lay on the dirty ground."
The Eels' Perspective: Boredom and Indoor Life
Boredom and Indoor Life: "I am Sorry. Thinking of all the embarrassing things we do in front of dogs. Think of how many dogs have to stay outside in freezing cold conditions? I’m sure if it is raining Dogs! O Dogs will be trying to communicate and complain if they couldn’t be inside the house. Now not to mention trying to survive on their own if abandoned! Lower poor of a dog'sled, most likely have the most complaints. If they could communicate with us verbally, that is, so my explanation is probably going to be: Yep that’s ‘Eels’ that’s right, probably indoor pets, you can communicate on a personal mental level with the human being. My dog can look at me and know exactly what I am wondering to a certain degree or level. I’m telling you it’s true. Even sometimes my life is just too boring and had a lot of time to bond with the dog and learn how to communicate with him. You know, that are like mom, you better feed me. Ok. I didn’t just tear up that shoe. Leave to go rounding and see how many cruel and vicious YouTube videos there or or even what’s talk about phones. I see ad commercials paparazzi new campaigns up to donate money to dogs. Ya know that poor commercial you see on TV. Hmm, sure that would be more of a topic. You come back to you one day, but most definitely, Dogs! are the most amazing and sought-after."
Conclusion: The Most Important Lesson
The stories from our pets reveal the complaints of animals. These complaints highlight the importance of treating animals with kindness and care. We have a moral obligation to protect and respect all animals, ensuring their well-being and comfort, regardless of their species. By understanding and addressing these complaints, we can create a more compassionate world for all living beings.